ordinary word

this story tells the tale of a man named touchdown tony. tony has lived in the same neighborhood his whole life, has his alarm clock set at 6:15 everyday goes to work at the same time eats breakfast the same time, kisses his imaginary wife that he doest have at the same time. tony even has his favorite t.v show recorded at the same time everyday! until one day his alarm clock ran out of batteries.

Questions: 

1 does he get married 

2 does he lose his job

3 does he get new batteries 

Adaptation

Concrete schoolyard Jurassic 5 
This song tells a tale about a young gangster named touchdown who lives on the streets of LA he and loves to talk about how much he hates the government and tells people off because he is soo tight and loves kickin it old school with his homies and doing magic tricks! 


Its a great day to be alive- Travis tritt 
Ahhhh man left over rice again.... actually i think i will have some home made soup should i shave today?? probably not i have no one to impress i haven't left my house in 15 years because of those rough times in the neighbor hood all those gang bangers but you know what its a great day to be alive i know the sun will still shine when i close my eyes its just a great day to be alive 

My life

Kids..... we need to talk, this is gonna be a very hard time for all of us especially your mother she has just been diagnosed with lymphoma that mean that she has cancer and she will lose all her hair  the only thing you can do for her now is keep her in your prayers and tell her that you love her every day then we all came together and cried! this is my life...... 

3 wishes

1: best athlete ever 

2: super smart 

3: never grow old 

why these wishes and not a lot of money and good looks hot girls stuff like that well let me tell you why! well if i am the best athlete ever i will most likely become a professional athlete and i will be making bank from my professional career and that way i wont have to worry about hot girls they just come with the money and fame! now why i would want to be super smart. because a lot of athletes dont know how to spend there money i know you dont have to be super smart to figure that out but why just wish to be only  smart when you can be super smart? now why i would want to never grow old. because that way my career will never end and i will be a professional athlete forever! :) 

Dragon

Dragon- a mythical monster generally represented as a huge,winged reptile with crested head and enormous claws andteeth, and often spouting fire. 

I have always wanted to be a dragon they are the coolest things ever. how many things have you heard of that can fly and breathe fire! i personally think that dragons used to live why else would people have sculptures of them all over the world. kinda makes you wonder right? a dragon would be the coolest pet ever they could just fly you every where you wouldn’t need a car just have your dragon fly you! anyways i think that dragons are awesome :) 

your orders are....

Time to rock. Rock out like the milk is cold rock out like you just got pulled over but you didnt get a ticket. Rock out like your name is chase hansen rock out like rock out like its game day rock out like its your last day to live and you have all the money in the world. rock out like you just got the last hot pocket rock out like you just took a massive dump! Rock out like you play lone peak football rock out like you just dont care rock out like ACDC just rock out

love is

love is a monster
love is a maze
love is a puzzle
love is a math quiz
love is a dark cave
love is heart ache
love is something you cant hold on too
love is a lie
love is a nightmare
love is not real